Who says horses have no sense of humour? Read on if your horse is a master at embarrassing you…
1. When he stops for a pee at the crossroads right in the centre of the village just as the vicar is cycling past — and when we say a pee, we mean a flood which prompts small animals nearby to start building an ark.
2. When he decides to behave as if he’s never jumped anything bigger than a cross pole when you arrive for the advanced group lesson at a clinic with a celebrity trainer.
3. When he trots up to greet you on the morning of an important competition wearing only three shoes.
4. When he breaks free while tied up at a show and encourages three other horses to join in the fun before he lets you catch him again.